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Text Message 6152

Iq test: sgutn ng matino at mtapat ang mga tnong.. *mgkaaway kau ng kbgan mo,ano ang ggwn mo pra maiblik ang dting cgla ng mndanao?! *naiwan mo id mo,ano ssbhn mo s guard pra iadd k nya s frndster?! *s klgayan ng gobyerno ntn ngaun,my pgasa p bng lmaki ang size ng pasas?! *0o o […]
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Text Message 6151

Swerte ang mga teachers. ang lawyer kung magkmali preso ang kliyente. ang dr kung magkamali patay pasyente. ang engineer kung magkamali colapseang bldg. ang teacher kung magkamali erase d board lang!
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Text Message 6150

Increase its size, stretch it more, exercise it more, bigger the better! because nothing looks better on your face than that naughty smile! 😛
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Text Message 6149

A woman came to a shrink worried. “doctor, i can’t sleep at night. when i’m in the next room, i have this fear that i won’t hear the baby if he falls out of the crib at night. what should i do?” “easy,” said the shrink, “just take the carpet off the floor.”
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Text Message 6148

Teacher: why are you late? student: my parents were quarreling. teacher: they’re quarreling so your late? student: one shoe was with dad and the other was with mom!
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Text Message 6147

You can’t deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. have a day filled with laughter. 🙂
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Text Message 6146

A friend is there before you know it. to lend a hand before you ask it. to give love before you need it. and there you were before, i know it. gandang umaga, friend!
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Text Message 6145

Sometimes the strong wind that catches us off balance sending us right over the edge, is all we need to discover the power of our wings. a nice day!
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Text Message 6144

Let yourself be distinct. let yourself stand apart from others. the price of blending is higher than being unique. be special. have a wonderful day!
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Text Message 6143

Don’t try so hard looking for perfect partners or friends.. it’s just this simple.. be w pipol yu knw how lucky tey r wen they hve u.gud nyt txtb?18
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Text Message 6142

Suggested names for d new lakas-kampi merger: 1. palaka – partido lakas kampi. 2. bakla – bagong kampi lakas. 3. salapi – samahan ng lakas-kampi.
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Text Message 6140

Ako rw ung ta0ng l0ko2x mnsn lng mgcry0so pro nde nla alam ak0 ung l0ko2ng, ddmay sy0 oras n iniwan k ng mga n0rmal n kaibgan m0… gud morning…
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Text Message 6139

Lady: so, you want to become my son-in-law? boy: not really, but i don’t see any other way to marry your daughter. (lupet nito! hahaha…)
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Text Message 6138

Juan: anu yan? pinya? penge naman! pedro: penge? asan ka nung nagtanim ako? nung nagsikap? nung naghirap? asan? juan: nasa kulungan, nakapatay ng madamot! pedro: ah cge, kuha ka na, may saging pa dun oh.

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes