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Text Message 6167

A pregnant lady went to a fortune-teller. fortune-teller: when u deliver the baby, baby’s father will die. lady: thank god! my husband is safe!
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Text Message 6165

If you expect the best, you will be the best. learn to use one of the most powerful laws in this world; change your mental habits to belief instead of disbelief. learn to expect, not to doubt… and you bring everything in the realm of possibility. catch a ride on faith and believe. a happy […]
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Text Message 6164

The greatest gift we can give one another is rapt attention to one another’s existence. may you have folks who show that they care. good morning!
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Text Message 6163

Do you ever try to picture the hand that put each star in its place, that knows their number; and knows that you are looking up to see the vastness of his universe? he sees your face, hears your thoughts, and reads your heart. god loves you more than all the stars in heaven and […]
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Text Message 6162

We may not always realize that everything we do affects not only our lives but touches others, too. for every bit of thoughtfulness that shows someone you care, creates a ray of sunshine for both of you to share. for happiness brings happiness and loving ways bring love; and giving is the treasure that contentment […]
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Text Message 6160

If your crush keeps staring at you and you can’t help but notice.. just tell her/him this: “kalmante ka lang… makikita mo pa ako bukas.
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Text Message 6159

A man threw several congressmen into a pond of crocodiles. he’s now being sued ay by the spca for being cruel to crocodiles!
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Text Message 6158

Aling dionisia: gusto ko pag nagka-anak kayo ni jinky uli, di lang pangalan nyo pagsasamahin. dapat kasali din pangalan ko. pacman: oo naman nay, kasu midyu mahirap yun. dionesia: hindi ah, may naesep na nga ako eh. pacman: talaga nay? anu? dionesia: diomanji. wahahaha..!
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Text Message 6157

Alcohol contains female hormones. proof: men gain weight, talk incessantly, become extra emotional, and start fighting without reason.
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Text Message 6156

Anak: inay, (umiiyak)tinutukso n nman ako ng klaro ko. pangit daw ako! ina: anak, d ba sabi ko ang kgandahan ay panglabas lang? kya.. hwag kang lalabas ha?
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Text Message 6154

N2klasan na sa rp ang gamot pra sa a-h1n1 swine flu: “kalachuchi” ilaga ang ugat at dahon, inumin 3x a day. kng walang epekto, gawing korona ang bulaklak!
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Text Message 6153

When god gives a promise: in faith, believe it…with hope, expect it…and in peace, wait patiently for it! good morning! god bless you!. god be with you..

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes