You still drink too much coffee when:

1. You channel surf faster without a remote.
2. You’re offended when people use the word ‘brew’ to mean beer.
3. Your Thermos is on wheels.
4. You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
5. Your lips are stuck in the sipping position.
6. Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
7. You speak perfect Arabic without taking a lesson. 🙂