A lady in a hardware was looking at fishing poles. She found one she likes and asked the owner how much it was, but he told her he was blind and he’ll tell her if she drops the rod into the floor. She dropped it and he said, “aah, that’s 10 bucks.”

She bent down to pick up the rod and let out a big fart that all heard. As she was paying for it, the owner said, “That will be 20 bucks.”

“But you said ten bucks only,” she complains.

“The 10 extra is for the stink bait and duck call.”