A burglar was robbing a house when he heard a voice, “Jesus is watching you!” “Who’s there?” the burglar asked. But no sound was heard, so he kept going, till he heard it two more times. He spotted a parrot, and he asked, “What’s your name?”
“Cocodora,” the parrot said. “Now, what kind of idiot would name a bird Cocodora?”asked the burglar. “The same idiot who named the Rotweiler, Jesus.” replied the parrot.