Text Message 5420

Billy told Lester, “Ya know, I reckon I’m ready for a vacation. Only this year it’ll be different. The last few years, I took ur advice as to where to go. 3 yrs ago u said go to Hawaii. I went & Marie got pregnant. Then 2 yrs ago, u told me d Bahamas, & Marie got pregnant again. Last yr u said Tahiti & darned. Marie got pregnant again.” Lester asks, “So, what u gonna do this year that’s different?”

Billy says, “This year, I’m TAKIN’ Marie WITH me…”

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