A teacher was doing a study of testing the sense of taste of 1st-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. The pupils began to identify the flavors by their colors: Red.. Cherry, Yellow.. Lemon, etc.

Lastly, teacher gave them HONEY Lifesavers, none of the pupils could identify taste so she gave them a clue, ‘It’s what ur mother sometimes call ur father.’

One of the pupils looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver and yelled, ‘Oh my God! They’re assholes!’