ANTI GRAFT GROUP:
How did u manage 2 buy such a villa w/ ur low govt salary?

BIR DIRECTOR:
While fishing last summer, I caught a golden fish. When I took off the hook, the fish opened its mouth & said, I’m a magical fish. Throw me back to the sea & I’ll give u a villa.

AGG: How can u prove such a story?

BD: Well, u can see the villa, can’t u?