All hotel rums wer occupied, a guy pleaded 4 bedspace 4 d night..HOTEL MGR: I got a rum wid 2 beds. Its occupied by a sailor

hu snores very loud but wil b hapi to split d bill wid u.
MAN: il take it! The next morng d tourist lukd fresh & smiling…
MGR: How wer u able to sleep so well?
MAN: He was alredi asleep & snoring wen I came in. I went over, kissd him & said, “Gudnyt handsome.”He sat up all night watching me.