It was d day of d big sale. Rumors of d sale (w/ some ads
in d local paper) attracted a long line outsid d store at
10a.m., d stores opening time.   A small man pushd his way
to d front of d line, only to b pushd back, amid loud
curses. On his 2nd attempt, d man was punchd n d jaw &
thrown to d end of d line again. As he got up d 2nd time,
he told d person at d end of line: “That does it!   If they
hit me one more time, I wont open d store!” 🙂