Wife has sudden severe tummy pains. Doc is summoned. The husband, a carpenter, waits outside. Soon the doc pops out, “Get me your pliers, pls.” Husband muses, “Pliers?” but hands the pliers.
Later, ” Got a hammer?” Husband thinks, “HAMMER??!”
But gives the hammer.
Again, “Gotta hacksaw?” Husband now worried sick,
“Doc! What’s wrong with my wife?!?”
Doc: Dunno yet. Can’t open my bag. 😀