H0W 2 PASS A BAD NEWS
(katiwala at am0 nguusap s f0ne)

ED: hel0, b0ss c ed p0 e2, ung katiwala s mansi0n..
AM0: 0, nptwag k..
ED: ibblita k0 lng p0 sna s iny0 n patay n ung alaga ny0ng parr0t..
AM0: c pik0y? Ung nnal0 s birdsh0w? Bt nmatay? Anlaki p nman ng gs2s q dun..
ED: kumain p0 kc ng bul0k n karne..
AM0: CN0 nman ngpakain ng bul0k n karne?
ED: wla p0. Nakakain ng bul0k n karne ng patay n kabay0..
AM0: anung PATAY n KBAY0?!
ED: ung mga imp0rted n kbay0 ny0 sir, nmatay kkhila ng karit0n ng 2big..
AM0: KARIT0N ng 2BIG?! Para san nman yang 2bg?
ED: para s sun0g p0..
AM0: Diy0s k0!! Anung SUN0G?!
ED: ung mansi0n p0.. Sumagi p0 kc ung kurtina s kandila kya un, knain n ng ap0y.. D n npgilan..
AM0: PARA SAN B UNG KANDILA?! My kuryente nman jan a?!
ED: pra s bur0l p0..
AM0: BUR0L?! Cnung nmatay?!
ED: ung tatay ny0 p0.. Dmating p0 kc nung 1ng gabi ng wlng pasabi.. Akala q mgnnakaw, kya un, nbaril k0..