Things u DONT want 2 hear during YOUR own surgery:

1. san ung gunting n bgo?bat my kalawang 2?

2. 10mL? my nksurvive n b jn? Sabi ko 5ml lng!

3. doc, ubos n po pala ung anestisya.

4. Kanina p bukas ung tyan, asan ung pantahi?

5. SUNOG! SUNOG!! LABAS N KAUNG LHAT!!

..Waa!Ü