Girl:
Dear Diary,
i saw hm pasing my way.i
didnt knOw wat 2 do.i used 2
smyl n grit hm bt i fil so
awkward so i lukd d othr
way.Besyds,he’s d star of d
bsketbol team,he’l nvr
nOtice a geek lyk me.

BOy:
Dear Diary,
i pased by d cOridOr n saw d
prity,smart girl i usualy sit
w/ durin chemistry.i tried 2
smyl @ her bt she lOokd d
other way.Bsyds,i’m jusa a
guy hu cud shOot sum hOops,
whyl she’s dis prety,hOnOr
s2dnt,she’l never like a guy
lyk me. ;c