According to Justice Sec. Leila de Lima, the government’s failure to locate fugitive Sen. Ping has embarrassed her. When DILG Usec. Rico E. Puno heard this, he asked, “What’s EMBARASS?”

In a related development, allies of Sen. Ping say the senator refuses to surrender because he hates the idea of being in handcuffs…
unless he’ll be allowed to bring with him his nail file!:-D