A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men asked him what happened.

“I did a horrible thing,” sniffled the drunk. “Just a few hours ago, I sold my wife to someone for a bottle of scotch.”

“That is awful,” said the other guy. “You’re sorry you sold her because you realize that you love her, right?”

“Oh, no,” said the drunk, “I want her back because I am thirsty again!”