A pastor just had all his teeth pulled and new dentures were being made. The 1st Sunday, he preached for 10 minutes. The 2nd Sunday, he preached for 5 minutes. But on 3rd Sunday, he preached for 1 and half hours.

When asked about this, he replied this way.

‘The 1st Sunday, my gums were sore.

The 2nd Sunday, my dentures were hurting a lot.

The 3rd Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife’ dentures…
and I couldn’t stop talking!’