An old lady can’t identify the sexes of a pair of parrots she bought. She spent weeks staring at the cage and eventually sees what comes naturally. To be sure, she cuts out a ring of cardboard and puts it around the male’s neck.

A little later, a priest visits the old lady. Male parrot takes one look at the father’s collar, wolf whistles, and says, “I see she caught you at it, too.” 😀