CHILD TO PIRATE CAPTAIN..

C: Captain! How did u get a peg leg?
P: U c,I’m a pirate.
I fell off d ship & a shark bit off my leg. Had a peg leg eversince.
C: How about dat hook?
P: U c,I’m a pirate. I had a sword fight & it got cut off. Had a hook eversince.
C: How about ur eye patch?
P: 1 day, Ilooked up at d sky & a bird crapped on my eye!
C: U mean u got blinded just bcoz a bird crapped on ur eye?

P: No child..it was my 1st day w/ d hook!