Text Message 5518

A man walks n2 his doc’s clinic. While waiting, an acquaintance walks in & sits besides him.

Newcomer: W w what are yy you dd doing here?

Man: I am waiting to see the doc.

N: W wwhy dd do yy you wwant to ss see hhim?

M: I have a prostate problem.

N: A pp prostate pp problem, wwhat’s tthat?

M: Well, if you must know. I pee like you talk.

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