a girl was inlove
w/ an ugly man,
her friends asked her,

”why him?”

then the girl
replied
immediately

haler?! di ka ba
nanuod ng
‘beauty & the beast?’

pu-pogi din sya!

the guy heard this and he said..

‘tungek! napanuod mo ba yung shrek?! papanget ka din noh parang si fiona!’

Haha!’nice!