A guy went to the toilet and sat on the throne, then he heard someone came in the next cubicle. The guy in the next cubicle started talking to him.

‘Pare, kamusta na?’ He hesistantly replied, ‘Ah, OK lang.’

He asked again, ‘Anong ginagawa mo diyan?’

Unknowing what to say he answered, ‘Eto, ume-ebs.’

Again the guy speaks, ‘Pare, tawagan kita mamaya, may sumasagot dito sa tabi ko!’