Two Promdis are walking, & one is carrying a sack. After they walk awhile, one says, “Hey Badong, whatcha got in th’ bag?”
“Jes’ some chickens.”
“If I guesses how many they is, kin I have one?”
“Shoot, if ya guesses right, I’ll give you both of ’em!”
“OK. Ummmmm…five?” 🙂