MURPHY’S OTHER LAWS…

* Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.

* A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

* He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

* A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

* Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

* Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.

* Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

* The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance.