PATIENT: I’m in love with my horse.

SHRINK: Nothing to worry about. Many people are fond of animals. As a matter of fact, my wife and I have a dog that we are very attached to.

PATIENT: But, doc, I feel ummm… physically attracted to my horse.

SHRINK: Hmmm, is it male or female?

PATIENT: Female, of course! What do you think I am…..
GAY???!