Two pals, a Moslem & a Catholic agree to attend each others service together. As they enter the Catholic church, the Moslem asks: “di ko ba iiwan tsinelas ko dito sa labas?”

Catholic: “wag tol, mananakaw yan.”

Next day as they enter a mosque, the Catholic notices his Moslem pal take off his sandals as he prepares to go inside. He asks: “tol di ba delikado iwan ko sapatos ko dito?”

Moslem: “wag ka magalala kapatid, walang Katoliko dito.”