Turning down Unwanted Men:

Man – Can I buy you a drink?
Girl – Actually I’d rather have the cash.

M- Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
G- Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

M- How did you get to be so beautiful?
G- I must’ve been given your share.

M- Don’t be shy. Ask me out.
G- OK, get out.

M- Can I have your name?
G- Why? Don’t you have one?

M- Where’ve you been all my life?
G- Hiding from you. 🙂