A lady went into a Lexus car center just to browse. Acting gracefully, she saw the most beautiful car.
She bent over to touch the inner upholstery when an unexpected FART escaped her. Trying to maintain her composure, she acted as if nothing had happened.
She asked the salesman,
“What’s the price?” Which the salesman replied, “Ma’am, I’m sorry to say that if you farted just by touching it,
you’re going to shit when you hear the price!”