-Great door signs-

Gynecologist:
“Dr Jones at your cervix”

Septic tank truck:
“yesterday’s meals on wheels”

Plumber’s office:
“we repair what ur husband fixed”

Tire shop:
“invite us to ur next blowout”

Electrical shop:
“let us remove ur shorts”

Maternity room door:   “push, push, push”

Optometrist’s clinic:
“if u don’t see what ur lookng for, u’v come to d right place”