A construction workr goes 2 Doc: “Doc I’m constipated.”
(Doc examins him)
Doc: “Lean ovr table.” & then wacks his ass w/ a baseball bat. “Crack!” & sends him 2 d toilet.
Comes out a few mins later feelng great, he asks wat 2 do 2 prevent constipation.
Doc: “Stop wiping w/ cement bags!”