R u tired of ol th0s sissy ‘friendship’ qu0tes dt always s0und gud bt nvr actually c0me cl0se 2 reality?

wel, hirs a series of pr0mises dt really speak of true friendship..

wen ur sad, il help u get drunk & pl0t revenge against d s0re l0ser hu made u sad..

wen ur blue, il try 2 disl0dge wtevr is ch0king u..

wen u smile, il kn0w u finally g0t laid.. Hihihi

& wen ur scared, il pester u abt it evry freakin chance i get!;>