disOrder in Court:

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls? 😀

Q: Sir, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn’t you?
A: I went to Europe, Sir.
Q: And you took your wife? B-)

Q: Did he kill you? 🙂

Q: How many times have you committed suicide? 🙁

Q: So the date of conception of your baby was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?:-P