A beautiful girl fainted and you took her to a hospital. Doctor says, “congrats! you’ll be a father!”

YOU GET TENSED! You say, “but that baby is not mine.” Girl says, “he is the father of my baby.” YOU HAVE MORE TENSION.

Tests are done and results show you can never become a father. EVEN MORE TENSION FOR YOU.

Anyhow you thank God and return home. Then you remembered.. “i have 2 kids at home. whose are those?” THAT’S REAL TENSION!