May 10,1976 nsgasaan ang 1 mtndng ba2e,pro tnkbuhan ng nksgasa.Bgo mmtay ang mtnda tnuran nia”alaw ina magnat”,isang itim na dsal.S lht ng nkbsa n2 mgppkta ang mtnda ng 3 bses ng mdling araw! Ta2bi sau duguan at humhngi ng 2long! Nangyri i2 kay MARKY CIELLO ng STARSTRUCK dhl ndi nia naipsa s 17 tao nmty xa araw na dec 07 08 11:15 hnd sya nagicng.Sori klangn q ipsa kc ayn
s research 22o i2!naiplabas na 2 s NGINIG.
Text Message 5255: Itim na dasal – alaw inaM agnaT
Text Message 4679
A guy went to the toilet and sat on the throne, then he heard someone came in the next cubicle. The guy in the next cubicle started talking to him.
‘Pare, kamusta na?’ He hesistantly replied, ‘Ah, OK lang.’
He asked again, ‘Anong ginagawa mo diyan?’
Unknowing what to say he answered, ‘Eto, ume-ebs.’
Again the guy speaks, ‘Pare, tawagan kita mamaya, may sumasagot dito sa tabi ko!’
Text Message 4632
IsAnG iNa AnG NaGsiLaNg Ng PaGkApAnGiT pangiT Na sAnGgOl…
InA: iSa XaNg KaYaMaNaN…
AmA: oO NgA.. iBa0n na NaTin!
Text Message 4440
Insyd d elevator, der ws a Nurse & a girl..
Suddnly, d door of d elevator opens.
Dey saw a boy rushing 2 ride insde bt d Nurse closed d elev8or immedi8ly.
D grl got curious & askd d Nurse:
“Y did u do dat?”
D Nurse replied:
“I know him!
He’s 1 of our patients hu died ystrday.
Did u see dat red tag on his wrist? We put red tags on dead patients!”
D girl raised her wrist & asked..
“Like this?!”
Text Message 4416
Bago ka matulog:
pansinin mo naman ang matandang nakaitim sa pintuan ng kwarto mo..
ingat sa pagkilos baka madaganan mo ang batang nasa ilalim ng kumotmo…
kumusta naman ang babaeng nasa loob ng cabinet mo duguan pa rin ba..?
Ang lalaking nakabarong sa unan mo natagpuan na ba ang ulo nya..?
Napapansin mo bang sobrang tahimik ng kapaligiran wala kang maririnig kundi ungol ng mga di matahimik na kaluluwa..
Cge tulog ka na Gud nyt!..ingat!
Text Message 3704
ScAriest thing
ab0ut having
a teddy bear,
is when you hug it tight..
and it suddenly hugs y0u back. Haha! Lag0t . Hapi friday d 13th. Hehe
Text Message 3565
A guy walks into a library and says to the prim librarian, “Excuse me, Miss, do you have books on suicide?” To which, she stops her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses, and says, “Fuck off, you bugger, you won’t bring it back!”
Text Message 3244
Lawyer: Would you please tell the court why did you shoot your husband with bow and arrow?
Wife: I didn’t want to wake up the children and the neighbors.
Text Message 3179
A farmer’s horse kicked the farmer’s mother-in-law to death. A large crowd, mostly men, turned out for the funeral. The priest remarked that the old lady must have been highly popular. An onlooker replied that most of the men were there to buy the horse. ;>
Text Message 2957
There was once a young Pinay who used dynamite for a phallus…
They found her pussy in Batanes and part of her asshole in Jolo. Hehehe…
