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SMS Quote | Text Message #573
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Bin laden's son was studying in an American school. Teacher asked him, "I have 4 apples, how can i divide it among 5 children?" He Answered "KILL ONE CHILD"

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Date: Sat, Mar, 07, 2009
Time: 8:37 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Scary

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QRcode:9429

SMS Quote Text Message #5486
March 7, 2009

John & Mary Hill crashed their car & were pronounced DOA. While playing her CD, the nurse noticed the couple tapping their fingers to the rhythm of the music. She ran & shouted “DOC!, DOC!” “WHAT IS IT?” said the doctor. “Doc, you wont believe this! The Hills are alive! With the sound of music!”


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Date: Tue, Jan, 27, 2009
Time: 11:42 pm
Sent by: vivs
Category: Funny, Scary

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QRcode:8984

SMS Quote | Text Message #5255
January 27, 2009

May 10,1976 nsgasaan ang 1 mtndng ba2e,pro tnkbuhan ng nksgasa.Bgo mmtay ang mtnda tnuran nia”alaw ina magnat”,isang itim na dsal.S lht ng nkbsa n2 mgppkta ang mtnda ng 3 bses ng mdling araw! Ta2bi sau duguan at humhngi ng 2long! Nangyri i2 kay MARKY CIELLO ng STARSTRUCK dhl ndi nia naipsa s 17 tao nmty xa araw na dec 07 08  11:15  hnd sya nagicng.Sori klangn q ipsa kc ayn
s research 22o i2!naiplabas na 2 s NGINIG.


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Date: Wed, Oct, 15, 2008
Time: 8:00 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Scary

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QRcode:7983

SMS Quote | Text Message #4679
October 15, 2008

A guy went to the toilet and sat on the throne, then he heard someone came in the next cubicle. The guy in the next cubicle started talking to him. ‘Pare, kamusta na?’ He hesistantly replied, ‘Ah, OK lang.’ He asked again, ‘Anong ginagawa mo diyan?’ Unknowing what to say he answered, ‘Eto, ume-ebs.’ Again the guy speaks, ‘Pare, tawagan kita mamaya, may sumasagot dito sa tabi ko!’ ... (read post)


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Date: Thu, Oct, 09, 2008
Time: 7:50 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations, Scary

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QRcode:7904

SMS Quote | Text Message #4632
October 9, 2008

IsAnG iNa AnG NaGsiLaNg Ng PaGkApAnGiT pangiT Na sAnGgOl…

InA: iSa XaNg KaYaMaNaN…

AmA: oO NgA.. iBa0n  na NaTin!


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Date: Sat, Sep, 13, 2008
Time: 7:29 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Scary

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QRcode:7601

SMS Quote | Text Message #4440
September 13, 2008

Insyd d elevator, der ws a Nurse & a girl.. Suddnly, d door of d elevator opens. Dey saw a boy rushing 2 ride insde bt d Nurse  closed d elev8or immedi8ly. D grl got curious & askd d Nurse: “Y did u do dat?” D Nurse replied: “I know him! He’s 1 of our patients hu died  ystrday. Did u see dat red tag on his wrist? We put red tags on dead patients!” D girl raised her wrist & asked.. “Like this?!”... (read post)


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Date: Wed, Sep, 10, 2008
Time: 9:31 pm
Sent by: chelle
Category: Scary

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QRcode:7568

SMS Quote | Text Message #4416
September 10, 2008

Bago ka matulog: pansinin mo naman ang matandang nakaitim sa pintuan ng kwarto mo.. ingat sa pagkilos baka madaganan mo ang batang nasa ilalim ng kumotmo… kumusta naman ang babaeng nasa loob ng cabinet mo duguan pa rin ba..? Ang lalaking nakabarong sa unan mo natagpuan na ba ang ulo nya..? Napapansin mo bang sobrang tahimik ng kapaligiran wala kang maririnig kundi ungol ng mga di matahimik na kaluluwa.. Cge tulog ka na Gud nyt!..ingat! ... (read post)


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Date: Tue, Jul, 22, 2008
Time: 7:35 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Scary

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QRcode:6160

SMS Quote | Text Message #4018
July 22, 2008

Feels gr8
2b in bed
waitng4sleep
2cum
as sum1
gently rubs
ur bak,

up 2
ur nek,

ur ears,

den u hear
a soft whsper..

HNAPN MO
NMN PUMATAY
SAKEN!

aw0o0!


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Date: Fri, Jun, 13, 2008
Time: 2:11 pm
Sent by: mama_prito
Category: Scary

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QRcode:3707

SMS Quote | Text Message #3704
June 13, 2008

ScAriest thing
ab0ut having
a teddy bear,

is when you hug it tight..

and it suddenly hugs y0u back. Haha! Lag0t . Hapi friday d 13th. Hehe

 
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