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    Scary SMS Quotes and Scary Text Messages



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    Bin laden's son was studying in an American school. Teacher asked him, "I have 4 apples, how can i divide it among 5 children?" He Answered "KILL ONE CHILD"
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    SMS Quote | Text Message #3244
    on Fri, Apr, 18, 2008 - 9:15 am
    under Funny, Scary, sent by dirtyoldman
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    Lawyer: Would you please tell the court why did you shoot your husband with bow and arrow?
    Wife: I didn’t want to wake up the children and the neighbors.




    SMS Quote | Text Message #3179
    on Mon, Apr, 14, 2008 - 8:45 am
    under Funny, Scary, sent by dirtyoldman
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    A farmer’s horse kicked the farmer’s mother-in-law to death. A large crowd, mostly men, turned out for the funeral. The priest remarked that the old lady must have been highly popular. An onlooker replied that most of the men were there to buy the horse. ;>




    SMS Quote | Text Message #2957
    on Sat, Feb, 16, 2008 - 11:29 pm
    under Adult, Scary, sent by dirtyoldman
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    There was once a young Pinay who used dynamite for a phallus…
    They found her pussy in Batanes and part of her asshole in Jolo. Hehehe…




    SMS Quote | Text Message #2945
    on Fri, Feb, 15, 2008 - 11:21 pm
    under Conversations, Scary, sent by dirtyoldman
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    May isng baliw,cnma ng knyang doktor s tulay ng ilog pasig upng sbukan kung mgling na,nkkta cla ng nlu2n0d agd n cngip ng bliw ang nlu2n0d tpos tnali s leeg at cnbit s 2lay.
    Dok:bkit m tnli s leeg dpat mawt to mawt rcetati0n ang gnwa m0,
    baliw:dok kylangan ptiktikan q muna kc bsang bsa cia.




    SMS Quote | Text Message #2904
    on Sun, Feb, 10, 2008 - 11:34 pm
    under Conversations, Scary, sent by dirtyoldman
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    BOY: Bakit hindi ka inabot ng isang linggo kina pare?
    JUAN: 1st day ko dun, natalo ang manok niya sa
    sabong, tinola ang ulam namin.
    2nd day, pinatay ang baboy, lechon ang ulam namin.
    3rd day, pinatay ang kambing, kaldereta ang
    ulam namin.
    4th day namatay ang
    lolo ni pare, kaya umuwi na agad ako. :-(




    SMS Quote | Text Message #2836
    on Fri, Feb, 01, 2008 - 8:54 pm
    under Scary, sent by aze24
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    A TRUE SCARY S2RY
    May 1ng magsyota n kasali s 1ng m0untaineering grup.
    Isng arw,hbng nsa cmping ang grupo ay knailangan ng ba2e n maiwn s base cmp dhl s slyt injuri s ktwn. N2loy ang grupo s pgakyat ksma ang knyng bf at naiwn xng mg1 dun. Umb0t ng 5 arw bgo mkblk ang grpo at […]




    SMS Quote | Text Message #2774
    on Thu, Jan, 24, 2008 - 1:28 am
    under Conversations, Scary, sent by dirtyoldman
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    IDOT: Kamusta n? Long time no see ah?
    BINO: Karating ko lng galing Africa.
    IDOT: Africa?
    BONI: Dun kami nadestino.
    IDOT: Hindi b maraming cannibals dun?
    BONI: Nak2takot nga pero mga edukado n ngaun sila.
    IDOT: Hindi n b cla kumakain ng tao?
    IDOT: Nangangain p rin ng tao pero gumagamit n cla ng kutsara.




    SMS Quote | Text Message #2752
    on Tue, Jan, 22, 2008 - 11:35 pm
    under Funny, Scary, sent by dirtyoldman
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    The late showbiz personality, Inday Badiday, once asked a starlet… “Kamusta libing ng mother mo?”
    Starlet: Successful naman po.ü






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