ui, sbe ng doctor malala n dw ung saketq sa puso. dalawa nlng dw options q >.< either iCU or
U C me.
haha!
Text Message 4637
ano ang cnbi ni apple nung 2mingin s knya c piña?
apple: oi ikw,anong tnitngin tingin tngin tingin tngin tingin tngin tingin tngin tingin m0 jan?
-haha Ü
Text Message 4478
Daming bagay gumugulo sa isip ko..
bukod sa buhay,pag-ibig, pamilya,barkada..
dagdag gulo pa sa utak ko..
ano english ng santol?
tama ba “wheredude”?
help!
Text Message 4476
When i
was a
little kid…
my nursemaid used 2
tell me…
“someday,you’ll find that special someone who’ll be with you 4ever”
i just smiled and said…
“whatever yaya,you’re such a loser yaya!”
Text Message 4475
Anak:akala ko ba amp0n nyo ako, e2 birth certfic8 ko! antgal nyo skin nlihim na 2nay nyo pla akong anak!
Magulng: pro anak, tinuring ka din nmin na prang pekeng anak..
A: ano na lng ssbhin ng mga kmag anak ntin kpg nlman nlang 2nay nio akong anak?! Ayko n d2, aalis n ako!
M: teka, san ka nmn ppnta?
A: hhanpin ko mga peke kong mgulang!
Text Message 3566
isang araw, nagulat ang amO dahil bumalik ang naglayas na c inday
AM0: inday! Bumalik ka rin. Bakit?
iNDAY:
i care about my job,sir.
i care about u!
Text Message 3335
Chorva has its etymology frm d greek word CHEORVAMUS meaning”for lack of the ryt word to say or in place of somethng u want to express but u cnnt verbalize”i
..Amazing isn’t it?
naniwala k naman.. Chorva lng un!! (“,)
Text Message 2153
No classes/work until friday.
Two super typhoons are
expected to hit the country
2moro.
- PAG-ASA…
…PAG-ASA ng mga tinatamad!
c”,) Hehehe! :)
Text Message 2089
isang Arabo interviewed at
US Embassy.
Consul: Ur name, please?
Arab: Abdul Aziz.
Consul: Sex?
Arab: 6 times a week.
Consul: I mean, male or
female? Read the rest of this entry »
