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Loading ...Date: Sun, Jan, 13, 2008
Time: 12:48 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2683
January 13, 2008
Old Chinese Proverb:
Rape impossible!
Woman with skirt up runs faster than man with trousers down!
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Loading ...Date: Sat, Jan, 12, 2008
Time: 12:25 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2674
January 12, 2008
A construction workr goes 2 Doc: “Doc I’m constipated.”
(Doc examins him)
Doc: “Lean ovr table.” & then wacks his ass w/ a baseball bat. “Crack!” & sends him 2 d toilet.
Comes out a few mins later feelng great, he asks wat 2 do 2 prevent constipation.
Doc: “Stop wiping w/ cement bags!”
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Loading ...Date: Fri, Jan, 11, 2008
Time: 10:45 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2667
January 11, 2008
Quack Doctor’s Dictionary
ANTIBODIES: against everyone
BOWEL: letters like, A,E,I,O,U
CARDIOLOGY: advance study of pusoy & tong-its
GENES: blue denim slacks
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Loading ...Date: Fri, Jan, 11, 2008
Time: 10:44 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2666
January 11, 2008
Girl: Mom, I’m pregnant!
Mom: Wat?Wat did I tell u about sex?
Girl: I shud take measures.
Mom: Well, didn’t u?
Girl: I did! I took measure n went 4 d biggest!
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Loading ...Date: Fri, Jan, 11, 2008
Time: 10:43 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2665
January 11, 2008
10 batas sa Sex..
1. Bawal umaray.
2. kailangan naka-hubad.
3. Walang Time 0ut,
nakakabitin kasi.
4. Dapat byaheng langit.
5. Pwedeng umungol sa sarap.
6. Dapat mahigit sa 3 ang style na kaya mo. (Halimbawa: Dog Style, Helicopter, 69,
Upong Lavandera,
Upong Secretarya)
7. Huwag magmadali,
dahan-dahan lang.
8. Bawal gawin sa
maraming tao.
9. Huwag tumigil hangang di sagad.
10. Higit sa lahat, kailangan labasan.
All rights reserved 2007
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Loading ...Date: Fri, Jan, 11, 2008
Time: 10:42 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2664
January 11, 2008
Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat…
First kid: My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides under the bed.
Second kid: Yeah?! My dad is so scared that when my mother has to work the night shift, he sleeps with the woman next door!
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Loading ...Date: Fri, Jan, 11, 2008
Time: 10:41 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Inspirational
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2663
January 11, 2008
Simple thoughts:
never get tired of doing little things 4 others. Because sometimes those little things occupy the BIGGEST part in their hearts.
A nice day!
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Loading ...Date: Thu, Jan, 10, 2008
Time: 10:28 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2656
January 10, 2008
Confucius say:
Man & woman who get married should be happy about the whole thing. He should be happy about the hole and she should be happy about the thing.Ü
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