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Loading ...Date: Wed, Jan, 16, 2008
Time: 11:27 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2706
January 16, 2008
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor and job relieves tension in times of down-sizing. Knock, knock!
Employee: Who’s there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
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Loading ...Date: Wed, Jan, 16, 2008
Time: 11:26 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2705
January 16, 2008
Cardiologist explains to patient that he would be able to resume his sex life as soon as he could climb two flight of stairs without becoming winded…
Patient: What if I look for women who live on the ground floor?
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Loading ...Date: Wed, Jan, 16, 2008
Time: 11:25 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2704
January 16, 2008
Did you hear about the head nurse who swallowed a razor blade?…
She gave herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy, a hysterectomy, and circumcised three of the doctors in her shift…ü
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Loading ...Date: Wed, Jan, 16, 2008
Time: 11:24 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Love
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2703
January 16, 2008
Marriage is nothing but an attempt to change a NIGHT OWL into a HOMING PIGEON! Ang kasal ay. Palit ng Kuwago sa kalapati. Ang sagwa sa tagalog hehehe.
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Loading ...Date: Tue, Jan, 15, 2008
Time: 12:09 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2702
January 15, 2008
An 80 yr old woman posed nude at the last Baguio flower festival contest & still won d PRIZE as d best in Dried Flower Arrangement category!!
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Loading ...Date: Tue, Jan, 15, 2008
Time: 12:05 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2698
January 15, 2008
Guy1: Pare, parang i love you.
Guy2: stop it Pare!!
just prove it..
-Ayuuuuunn!!!
kabadingan! hahaha…
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Loading ...Date: Tue, Jan, 15, 2008
Time: 12:05 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2697
January 15, 2008
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
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Oil of Ole…ü
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Loading ...Date: Tue, Jan, 15, 2008
Time: 12:03 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2696
January 15, 2008
Two gays were talking when one of them mentioned he got circumcised. “Can I see it?” asked the 2nd gay, so he promptly dropped his pants. “Oooh,” squealed his friend, “you look ten years younger!”
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