“Thought peace”
Sa panahong ito
kailangan natin ng
‘thought peace’

“‘thought peace’ is very important in our lives!” sigaw ni Manny Pacquiao sa kanyang speech ng nakaraang Peace Rally.
Kasi kung walang
‘thought peace’
paanu ka magtototbras,
di ba?

QUESTION:

How can a prostitute afford to buy expensive things?

ANSWER:

Well…

thru HOLE-SALE!

Sa Pangasinan, maraming babae doon ang mabayag! Siguro nagtataka kayo kung paano naging mabayag ang mga babae doon? Simple lang, Kaibigan! Sa mga Pangalatok ang ibig sabihin ng mabayag ay mabagal. Yung itlog sa salita nila ay paltak! Ok?!ü

Punupuno daw ng Pagmamahal si GMA !
PAGMAMAHAL NG BIGAS, DeLATA, TINAPAY, MATRICULA, GASOLINA, KURYENTE, TUBIG, PASAHE, KARNE at marami pang iba !!*

Angels hold a mirror in front of you to reflect just how very special you are…

A child of God!
Have a nice day!

Rcive praise w/ reticence
tht’s humility.

Help those w/ mre difficulties thn u. tht’s compassion.

Work w/happiness
tht’s enthusiasm.

Undrstnd tht nt evrybdy is at ur level, tht’s tolerance.

Gve 2 evrybdy d best of urself… that’s sincerity.

Trust that everything wl be ok.
that’s faith!
Gud am

Isn’t it strange how a 100 peso bill seems lyk a large amount wen u donate it 2 church, but such a small amount wen u go shoping?

Isn’t it strange how 1 hr seems so long wen u’r in church, & how short wen u’r having sex?

Isn’t it strange how evryone wants front-row-tikets 2 cncerts or games, but dey do watevr s posible to sit at d last row n d church.

Just a simple thought!
GOD BLESS.. Have time to pasS it.

Lawyer: Would you please tell the court why did you shoot your husband with bow and arrow?

Wife: I didn’t want to wake up the children and the neighbors.