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Text Message 11702: Singilin mo yung sahig

Tindera: sir, nabasag mo, bayaran mo po. ako: bakit ako? tindera: eh, nahulog mo po, e kaya nabasag. ako: saan ba nahulog? tindera: sa sahig. ako: saan ba nabasag? tindera: sa sahig. ako: oh, edi, singilin mo yung sahig!
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Text Message 11701: Black Nazarene of Quiapo never fails

The black nazarene of quiapo never fails. he knows your desires. he’s looking at your tears. very soon your prayers will be granted… have faith… a blessed feastday of the black nazarene!
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Text Message 11700: Be more ashamed of shabby ideas

One memorable insight from einstein: “if most of us are ashamed of shabby clothes and shoddy furniture, let’s be more ashamed of shabby ideas and shoddy philosophies. it would be sad if the wrapper was better than the object it wraps.” happy three kings!
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Text Message 11698: Only three kings reached Bethlehem

6 was the original kings but only 3 reached bethlehem. 1 went to u.s. & became burger king. & 2 to the philipines to be chow king & tapaking. happy 3 kings..
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Text Message 11697: Ang tiwala parang papel

“ang tiwala parang papel.. kapag nilukot mo hindi naman agad masisira.. pero kahit anung tuwid mo, malabo ng maibalik sa dati..”
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Text Message 11696: Life doesnt come with a manual

Life doesnt come with a manual, we write our own with expierence and wisdom from lessons learned.
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Text Message 11695: Some questions

Hahehehihi what? what happened in the middle of the 20th century that will not happen again for 4,000 years? – the year 1961. it reads the same upside down. this will not happen until the year 6009. what is the biggest building in the world? – a library because it has many stories. what is […]
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Text Message 11693: Satanas napasigaw Oh My God!

Si satanas na-slide sa cr… at napasigaw ng “oh my god!” 😀
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Text Message 11692: He kisses her all the time

Wife pointing to a couple next door says to her husband – “look at him he kisses her all the time, why can’t you?” husband – “i tried but she slapped me.”
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Text Message 11691: When a man opens the car for his wife

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing.. either the car is new or the wife is new!;-)
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Text Message 11688: To see who your true friends are

Sometimes you just have to be dirty, useless and ugly to see who your true friends are. who ll accept you despite the fact that you re damn nothing.

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes