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Text Message 1580

Promdi in n.y. bumps into a black man… black: hey, watch it! you mudafucka!!! promdi: ‘tado ‘to ah!!! madafaka rin sana!!!

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Text Message 1579

C optimus prime ay isang magiting n mandirigma. ipasa sa 30 frendz @ mggng autobot ka s loob ng 2 arw! totoo 2! ung pinsan ko nagtransform na! naging tricycle!ü

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What seems nasty, painful, misfortune, can become a source of beauty, joy, and strength, if faced with an open mind… every moment is a golden one for him who has the vision to recognize it as such. have a pleasant weekend! good morning!

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Text Message 1576

G’am! who says we dont exercise? we jump 2conclusions, drag our feet, throw our weight arnd, stretch d truth, bend d rules, go arnd n circles & push our luck!

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Text Message 1575

“an eye for an eye will make everyone blind.” turn the other cheek and dance cheek to cheek. god bless you!! have a wonderful day!!

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Text Message 1574

Pal introduced a special 1/2 fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. the pr dept. sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. letters are still pouring in asking, “what trip?!”

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Text Message 1573

Cmple lng trip ko mnigrlyo ng mrlboro uminom ng redhorse wg umuwi s bhay ng 1ng gabi mnggago ng ktxt mnlait ng mga ex at xmpre.. magbible study.ü

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Text Message 1572

May isang babae gustong magka-anak. nagsayaw sa sinulog, di nagka-anak. nagsayaw sa ubando, di nagka-anak. nagsayaw sa beerhouse..nagka-anak!

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Text Message 1571

Share your magic with the people who share your memories.have feelings that run very deep.be in touch with the people who live in your heart.be a caring person who plays for keeps. g’day!

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Text Message 1570

May ibang tao jan kya kong tiisin, may ibang tao jan kya kong balewalain.. pero bkt pgdating sau d ko un kyang gawin? cguro ayokolang maranasan ang hirap pg ikaw ang nawala sken..

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Text Message 1569

Tropa days r over.. yet we find tym 2 c n tok 2 one another.. minsan nga sbi ng tropa ko ngayon, cno cla? tropa mo noon?! sbi q.. di ah! tropa q hbang pnhon..

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Text Message 1568

Nakila2 kta ng basta nlng.. nppsaya moko ng basta nlng.. naging bhagi k ng buhay ko ng basta nlng.. kya d kta mali2mutan ng basta nlng!

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Text Message 1567

Reactions ng mga guys pg nwla walet nla.. rich guys: shit my 20 thsnd; clas guys: shocks my credit card..but most guys wud say: putcha! pic2re ni diana andun! .. wahahaha!

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Text Message 1566

If il be given a chance 2 say something 2u dat wud reveal how i fil .. sa 22o lng words aren’t enuf! but if u insist juz rember dis.. “kulang ang buhay ko kung di kita nakila2..”

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