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Text Message 1760

Inday in the gates of heaven: inday: are you fuckin’ shure you will send me back to earth? but why?! st. peter: oo! langya ka! mano-nose bleed lang yung mga kaluluwa dito! dun ka na uli magkalat sa lupa! (at mabubuhay ulit si inday. abangan ang kanyang muling pagbabalik. and the saga continues. hehe.)
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Text Message 1759

Even though we clutch the blanket & growl when the alarm rings, we thank the lord that we can hear. there are many who are deaf. even though we keep our eyes closed against the morning light as long as that we can see. there are many who are blind. even though we huddle in […]
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Text Message 1758

The lives of people these days can be summed up in 3 words: hurry, worry, bury. a lot of people are in a hurry & carry a lot of worry, & so find themselves early in the cemetery. 😉 it’s time for us to rediscover the 3r’s in life: relax, reflect, renew. !! good morning […]
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Text Message 1757

(,”) time & things dont really last… what matters in life are the people we care about & the values we dare to live & share. let life be as beautiful as your heart. (“,) dr salinel
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Text Message 1756

Killer 1: pare cgurado ka bng d2 dadaan ung papatayin natin? killer 2: oo nagtataka nga ko 1 oras na tayo d2 wala pa rin cya! killer 1: sana naman walang nangyaring masama sa kanya. =p
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Text Message 1755

Profile ni inday: nickname: inday education: bs psychology ma literature ms math ma economics ms organic chemistry harvard university -lufet ano?! hehehe .(‘o’,)
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Text Message 1754

1. fendi handbag 2. balenciaga sandals 3. manolo blanik high heels 4. chanel furr coat 5. ipod video 80gig 6. motorola razr dolce& gabbana edition 7. sony bravia flatscreen plasma tv 8. aquamarine diamond wristwatch 9. louis vuitton travel bag 10. obagi system skin care line 11. shiseido cosmetics 12. 1 week off vacation spree […]
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Text Message 1753

Sa resto: waiter: ano po order nila, maam? amo: ung fried chicken meal na lang. ikaw inday, ano sayo? inday: i would like to partake of a dish of sauteed pork and chicken, boiled in thick essence of soy and cane extracts, with copious amounts of garlic, onion and laurel, sprinkled generously with fine spices […]
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Text Message 1752

“why are you quoting and spreading everything i say? am i a celebrity?!” -inday lagot kau.. ngrereklamo na! kulit nyo kc e… ü
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Text Message 1751

Ama:buntis anak ko panagutan mo! bf:my asawa na po ko! ama:pano to? bf:areglo n lng po. 2m pg boy 1.5m pg girl ama:ok, pero pagnakunan, gib her anader chans ha?
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Text Message 1750

Wake up happy laugh out loud hum a tune whisper a prayer & savor a memory life is like an ice cream, enjoy it before it melts! good morning!ü
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Text Message 1749

When god leads you to an edge of a cliff.. don’t be scared, coz only one of 2 things may happen.. either he’ll catch you when you fall.. or he’ll teach you how to fly.. take care! god bless! ü
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Text Message 1748

I wnder which is wrse: not knwing wht’s missin in ur lyf and luking 4 it 4d rest of ur lyf.. or knwing wht it is nd knwing dat u cn nver hav it..
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Text Message 1747

Please pray for the quick recovery of inday. she’s currently in the icu because of excessive nose bleeding, which she had while accompanying junior in his school’s linggo ng wika celebration. please pass this to all whose lives, like mine, have been touched by inday.
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Text Message 1746

“its not that i dnt lyk u. its jst that i feel we r stil 2 young 2 entertain thoughts of fornication in the domicile of our employrs. in fact, its vry immature 2 insuate that i dnt reciprocate ur emotions jst bcoz i decline 2 perform an act of coitus w/ u.” -inday, nire […]

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes