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Text Message 1880: Deleted

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Text Message 1879: Deleted

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Text Message 1878

Save ur ears when u try to call some1 through mobile, dont put ur mobile closer to ur ears until the recipient answers. because directly after dialing,the cp wil use its maximum signaling power i. e 2watts=33dbi. save ur brain use ur left ear when calling. studies have shown dat using ur right ear has […]
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Text Message 1876

I actualy luv my frnds. i jz dnt admt it as oftn as i shud. so b4 i lose my nerve, im telin u now ahem,ahem. sound check. i luv u&alwys wil. -gudpm-
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Text Message 1875

台北台北台北台北台北台北台北台北 台北!! -inday nkipgtawarn sa isang instk sa quiapo sender1
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Text Message 1874

My 1 panget n bbae n humiling s fairy.. fairygodmother: ano ang yong kahilingan bnibini? bakekang: my mapa aku d2 ng america,dalhin mko dun pra mtgpuan ang lalake ng buhay ko fgm: d pwd! d2 lng gumgana ang powers ko. bakekang: o cge! maging lalaki k nlng at pkasalan aku! fgm: ptingin nga ulit ng […]
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Text Message 1873

1ng binata naputukan ang parehong braso pgdating sa hospital binata: doc gamutin nyo po ako nputol parehong braso ko doc: mga anong oras k b nputukan? b: may 10 oras npo cguro d: 10?!eh bkit ngyn k lng pmunta d2?? b: haller!!! mahirap kya pumara ng jeep!! c”,)
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Text Message 1872: Nagbigti daw

Anak: ma! ma!c kuya, nagbigti po sa banyo! mama: ha?! (tumakbo patungong c.r. pero wala naman doon ang kuya niya…) mama: ikaw ha! punyeta ka! wag kang magbi2ro ng ganyan! anak: hehe.. joke joke joke! sa kwarto po sya nagbigti! ö
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Text Message 1871

Shit talk 101: jerbs, jerbak-tae tubol-taeng mtgas,gabato, mskt sa puet mekikekwek-e2 un mlamig n talsik ng 2bg sa puet ng na22bol burabus-sabog n tae,kalat s buong inidoro bugret-taeng mlmbot, my mga gulay bits, corn, bellpepper houdini-taeng bglng nwwla, ala ka ng ifflush mcarthur- taeng bmblik pgktpos iflush, i shal return! ligapot- taeng 2bg,diarrhea bahid-taeng nsa […]
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Text Message 1870

People r made 2b loved & things r made 2b used. der’s so much chaos n dis world coz people r being used & things r being loved. sumtng 2 think about 2day c”,)
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Text Message 1869

You will never realize how much you care about a person until the thought of that person being with someone else is enough to break your heart.. :c
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Text Message 1868

Population control policies around the globe: china: stop at one child! singapore: stop at two children! philippines: stop at four in the morning!
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Text Message 1867

Inday’s wish list part 2: 1. nokia n93 cellphone 2. bvlgari jewelry set 3. michel herbelin newport royale watch 4. long gown by monique lhullier with matching 5. stuart weitzman diamond encrusted shoes 6. callaway golf clubs 7. golf lessons at the orchard 8. bmw x5 suv (will be used to fetch junior from school) […]
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Text Message 1866

If i wer an angel i’l guide u ol d tym if i wer a genie i’l grant ol ur wishes. but im just a human so.. wala lng.. kalokohan lng tlga ang maooffer ko!ü

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes