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Text Message 1926

True strength of character is not just calculated by how well we manage to carry some sizable load under challenging conditions, but is perhaps better measured by our ability to remain kind and light-spirited, even when we’re sure that we can’t bear the weight of one more ounce of life.god bless! 🙂

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Text Message 1925

Lahat ng bagay sa mundo na kinahuhumalingan ng tao: kayamanan,katanyagan, at iba pang nagpapayabang sa tao ay itinuturing kong little things,the big things are the unending grace of god i receive every seconds of my life. great is his loving kindness! incomparable. gandang umaga! : )

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Text Message 1924

Tanong: ano ang pagkaiba ng basketbol sa umaga sa basketbol sa gabi? sagot: eh di pagumaga dribol muna bago shoot, pag gabi, shoot muna bago dribol..

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Text Message 1923

Isinama si inday ng kanyang among babae sa isang hotel. pumasok sila sa elevator. kuya operator: gud morning ladies! ngkatitigan si kuya operator at si inday. napangiti si inday. kuya operator: i like ur smile.. nag-blush si inday, halatang knilig. and 4 d 1st time, hindi sya nakapagsalita.. hehehe..

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Text Message 1922

Ofw1: pare, laki problem ang kumare mo! ofw2: bkit? ano nangyare? ofw1: me ibang llaki sia, niloloko Ã±a ako. ofw2: ibig mong sabihin nalagyan k ng “dumi” s ulo ni kumare? ofw1: di lng un, pare, marami nng naging lalaki sia, kya di lng “dumi” ang linagay sa ulo ko, kundi… “inidoro!!”

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Text Message 1921

U need to feel a bit deprived at times a bit lonely.. and in a way, incomplete.. coz if u’ve got evrything here on earth.. would u stil look up to heaven?

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Text Message 1920

Im sori if im such a nuisance, that i bother u immensely. believe me, it’s not my intension at all. i just wanna live life 2 d fullest, 2 enjoy every minute of everyday like der would b no 2morrow… -maharot at konyotic n bata, nag eexplain sa yaya

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Text Message 1918

Mahal’s dctionry: battle-iminamahid ta tnapay chew-nbbli ta et em chewmart lechon-mdalat ma22nan pg ngtatamali ang itang perton thirty-tanta ni clitina adilera

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Text Message 1917

A short history of medicine i hav a stomach ache… caveman era: here, eat dis root early christianity: dat root is bad, say dis prayer middle ages: dat prayer is useless! here take dis potion 1900’s: dat potion has no scientific basis, here take dis tablet present time: dat tablet is not natural! here take […]

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Text Message 1915

(pcquiao’s calling) inday: gunaydin! (gudam n turksh) pacquiao: hilow! s mr montinigru ovr der? i wan2 jz knw f can he b der hir 2 catch me n d ring 4 d fight bilt? i can b wining. m not 2 b u n d los. inday: ha? (noseblèéd) -na knockout sa inglis ni many! […]

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