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Text Message 2364

Lessons learnd from trillanes caper2: 1.pwede pala maglakad from mkt trial court to manila pen 2.kasya pala tangke sa hotel 3.pag naposasan pala media, nakakalimutan ang nag-aaklas, sila na muna pinag-uusapan.. 4.di pala maganda si pinky webb pag walang make up 5. kulot pala si ces drilon pag di nag blower.

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Text Message 2363

So much for love so much for you. if you think i’m running after you, fuck you. if you think i’m rapidly hit, bullshit! a martyrs life is not my role, after what you have done, asshole! so if you want another lover go ahead! you mother fucker! -banat ni manong guard ng binasted cia […]

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Text Message 2362

Men discovered weapons… invented hunting, women discovered hunting… invented fur coats, men discovered colors… invented paintings, women discovered colors… invented make-ups, men discovered agriculture… made food, women discovered agriculture… invented diets, men discovered speech… invented conversation, women discovered speech… made gossips, men discovered trade… invented money, women discovered trade… invented shopping… ü

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Text Message 2360

A philo prof gve 1 questn 4 d final exm… d class ws seatd wn d prof touchd his chair & askd: “usng evrythng we’ve learnd ds sem, prove dt ds chair does not exist”. d whole class answrd 4 an hour bt d laziest s2dent finshd d test in less dn a minute.. 1 […]

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Text Message 2359: Can I buy some miracles?

A 5 yr 0ld kid went t0 d pharmacy nd askd d pharmacist, “this s d 0nly m0ney i hav, can i buy s0me miracles?”.. c0nfused w/ wat kid askd, d pharmacist sed,”why d0 u nid miracles f0r?” the kid replied, “c0z d0ct0r said dat 0nly miracles can save my m0m. can i buy them […]

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Text Message 2358

If its takin ol ur strngth,if its kilin ur hrt,if its makin u bear 2mch pain&its makin u ignre evrytn else,make sure its worth it odrwiz,let it go! txtb-3

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Text Message 2357

Sa bus… juan: ayoko talagang nkakakita ng babaeng nkatayo sa bus hbang ako nmn eh nkaupo. pedro: eh ano gnagawa mo? juan: eh di nag22log 2lugan!

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Text Message 2356

Razon:we will send snifing dogs to secure batasan! pnp:sir,natatakot ang aso pagpasok sa congresso. razon:huh! bakit? pnp:sir,ang aso takot sa mga buwaya!

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Text Message 2355

“je suis triste et solitaire.” (im sad&lonely) – im ni inday sa kanyang french boyfrnd na 1 month ng ndi smsgt sa ym @ emails nya. nakakaloka! txtb-3

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Text Message 2354

Life will nvr b better w/o u, ur nt jst an ordnry frnd,hav sin alot of dem bt notin compares 2wat we hav hd,dats y im kipin u 4evr in my hrt,2day thou 2cmplctd,way beynd,4ol i knw,evrytn is tmprry bt im hangin arnd w/u of my 2dys.ul alwys b my friend, mare, pare dude, sis,dats […]

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Text Message 2353

A good test of character: wen uv done sumtn wrong, accept/admit it and be sorry. no 1 has eva choked 2 death from swallowing his/her pride. goodmorning!ü txtb-3

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Text Message 2352

Whether we work in the limelight or labor unnoticed behind the scenes, when we do our task with faith,diligence, thankfulness,and caring, god is pleased. but more wonderful still, he helps us by “working in us what is well pleasing in his sight, through jesus christ.” you can be sure that he sees and rejoices in […]

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Text Message 2351

Naglalakad sa pasilyo ng ospital ang doktor nang bigla niyang makasalubong ang isa niyang pasyenteng sumisigaw at tumatakbo sa takot habang hinahabol naman ng isang nurse na may hawak na kumukulong tubig. sumigaw ang doktor. “nurse! ang sabi ko, ‘prick his boil’, tusukin mo ang pigsa niya, hindi ‘boil his prick!”

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Text Message 2350

“thank you for calling! this is indigh. how can i provide you with world-class service today?”-si inday, nag-call center na. finally!ö

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