Uncategorized

You are here:

Uncategorized Text Messages

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes

Share This
Choose a language
to be reviewed - no image
Text Message 3011

In a gay beauty contest: host: if you were to describe d color blue to a blind person, how would u do it? gay: thats a very good question. keep it up!
to be reviewed - no image
Text Message 3010: Deleted

Deleted
to be reviewed - no image
Text Message 3009: Deleted

Deleted
to be reviewed - no image
Text Message 3008: Deleted

Deleted
to be reviewed - no image
Text Message 3007

Psyente: magkno mgpfacelift s inyo? doktor: ung cmplete trtment ay p145,ooo p:ang mahal! ano ba’ng pnkamurang trtment nyo para mgmukha akng bata? d: eto tsupon p20 lng..hehe
to be reviewed - no image
Text Message 3006

Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.. but i remember, sum1 told me once, effort is where you can find – erflanes..ü
to be reviewed - no image
Text Message 3005

Pano mo malaman kung may tanga sa sabungan? kapag may nagdala ng pato. kung may mas tanga? kapag may pumusta sa pato. kung may sindikato? kapag nanalo ang pato. sender1
to be reviewed - no image
Text Message 3004: Deleted

Deleted
to be reviewed - no image
Text Message 3003: Deleted

Deleted
to be reviewed - no image
Text Message 3002

The manager placed a sign, “i am the boss” in his office. days later his secretary says: sir, tumawag po mrs nyo, ibalik daw po yun sign nya sa bahay nyo.
to be reviewed - no image
Text Message 3001: Deleted

Deleted
to be reviewed - no image
Text Message 3000: Deleted

Deleted
to be reviewed - no image
Text Message 2999

A father explaining ethics to his son starting on his own. a woman comes in your store & buys 1000 pesos worth of materials. she pays u but as she goes out the door, u realize she’s given u two 1000 peso bills. now, here’s where ethics comes in: should u or should u not […]
to be reviewed - no image
Text Message 2998

I’m glad friendship doesn’t come with price tags. for if it does, i’d never afford someone as great as you. love u friend!ü txtb-8
to be reviewed - no image
Text Message 2997

The night is silent but i cnt sleep. maybe because i am waiting for my cellphone to beep. be4 i dream, wat i want is get ur message & read. goodnyt! txtb-8

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes