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Text Message 3191

A woman confided to her friend. woman: my ex-husband wants to marry me again. friend: how flattering! woman: not at all!! i think he’s after the money i married him for… ü

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Text Message 3190

In the usa they have bill clinton, johnny cash, bob hope, steevie wonder, condoleeza rice…….. in the philippines, we have no bills, no cash, no hope, no wonder- walang rice!

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Text Message 3189

Man1: my doctor said that i will be dead in a week if i dont stop chasing women. man2: why would he say that? man1: one of the women i’m chasing is his wife.

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Patient: doctor, are you sure i’m suffering from pneumonia? i’ve heard once about doctors treating someone with pneumonia, and the patient finally dying of tyhoid. doc: don’t worry, it wont happen in your case. if i treat someone with pneumonia, he will die of pneumonia only! haha…

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Text Message 3187

“there will c0me a p0int in y0ur life when y0u’ll get tired of chasing everyone, trying to fix everything.. it’s n0t giving up, it’s just a realizati0n that y0u d0n’t need all those y0u went after, because what y0u need are th0se wh0 st0od by y0u even if y0u never needed them!” gud am!

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Text Message 3186

Never be ashamed to admit you were wrong — you’re only saying that you’re wiser today than you were yesterday. have a happy day!ü

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Text Message 3185

Moments: “am i not destroying my enemies when i make friends with them?” — abraham lincoln

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Text Message 3184

God upsets our plans so that he can set up his plan for us! while we c our present n plan our future,he sees our future n gives us our present.. god bless!

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Text Message 3183

Q: if you went to a restaurant, ate & drank to ur heart’s content, & left w/o paying ur bill, what crime have u committed? a: impersonating a police officer.

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Text Message 3182

“today i reallized.. hindi man ako laging masaya.. lagi nmn akong maganda…”:-)

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Text Message 3181

Sa party, nilapitan ng isang guwapong lalake ang isang babae. l: sasayaw k b? tuwang-tuwa ang babae n tumayo. b: yes! l: buti nmn… paupo ha..

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Text Message 3180

M1: asan na kaya yun? m2: ang alin? m1: basta, nilagay ko lang dito kahapon. m2: alin nga, baka nakita ko. m1: yung bloke ng yelo..

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Text Message 3179

A farmer’s horse kicked the farmer’s mother-in-law to death. a large crowd, mostly men, turned out for the funeral. the priest remarked that the old lady must have been highly popular. an onlooker replied that most of the men were there to buy the horse. ;>

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Text Message 3178

Goodnews the hebrews hunger for bread. so god sends manna from heaven to sustain them. god wants to fill even our deepest hungers that he sends us true bread from heaven, his son, so we will hunger no more. we long for that which gives us life. we are offered this life-giving bread, let us […]

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Text Message 3177

Tanong: anong paboritong laro ng mga kidnappers? sagot: hide intsik… ü

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