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Text Message 3236

May tinanong ako: sbi ko “tama bang isuko ko ang taong mahal ko dahil nalaman ko na hndi na niya ko mahal?” sbi nya “dat’s the best thing to do to save ur pride. but dat’s the most stupid thing if u want to save ur life.” sbi ko naman yeeess english! pacheese burger ka […]
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Text Message 3235

Definition of anatomy: something that everyone has, but somehow it looks better on girls. ü
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Text Message 3234

May rice shortage, corn shortage, job shortage, at kung ano-ano pang shortage ang pilipinas ngayn. yan ang napapala ng mga taong sumusuporta sa isang pangulong may. . . . height shortage at credibility shortage!
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Text Message 3232

Anak(galing sa school):tay, tay, kasali po ako sa aming drama, ang role ko ay “husband”. tatay: malas mo naman,anak, wala ka palang speaking part.. hehe!
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Text Message 3231

Pagkagaling ng simbahan.. babae: nakita mo ba ang napakaikling baro noong katabi ko? at ang hikaw na peke noong nasa harap natin? at ang sobrang make-up noong babaeng nasa kaliwa ko? lalaki: hindi, nakatulog ako. babae: ano ba ang ginawa mo sa simbahan?
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Text Message 3230

Modern thinkrs & theologians now think adam & eve wer filipinos. why? bcoz dey had no house, no job, nothng dcent to wear, no rice, & stil dey go & multiply.
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Text Message 3229

God created good heart : u got it. he created good brain: u got it. he created good face: u got it. he created good friend: this time, i got it!*
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Text Message 3228

God gives us a loving spirit so we can be a true person; not just gifted w/a mind that can understand but w/a heart that truly cares. good morning!ü
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Text Message 3227

Ale: may napkin kayo? miss: meron po… gamit ko!
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Text Message 3225

Ale: miss, may benta kayong sanitary napkin? miss: meron. ale: nasaan? miss: sa mens department.
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Text Message 3224

Chickboy: n. 1) lalaking mahilig mambabae, maraming babae; 2) lalaking mabait, guwapo, at matalino na puwede sa chick, pwede rin sa boy. sinong chickboy dyan?
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Text Message 3223

Human compliments are like perfume. smell them, enjoy them while they last. please don’t drink them; they will poison you. a nice day!
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A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes