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Text Message 3281

Lola & lola naghati ng isang meal ng mcdo. lolo kain pero nuod lang ang lola. waiter: bakit ninyo pa hinati? lolo: 50-50 kami. waiter: lola, bakit hindi pa kayo kumain? lola: gamit pa ninya pustiso ko.
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Text Message 3279

Keep in mind that: god wants you to give up the good things in life for he wants you to have the best, always. Ü his ways are higher than our ways. dont settle for less. god reserves the best just for you! Ü dont go for pleasure, you go for treasure. a day full […]
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Text Message 3278

Within each heart god has planted seeds of greatness that blossoms with the days. praying each day will find you growing in his tender care. good morning!
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Text Message 3277

Blessing and possesing. are they one? same? blessing must be distinguished from possessing; otherwise, how could job say… “the lord gave, & d’lord hath taken away; blessed be the name of the lord”? philippians 4:11 “not that i speak in regard to need, for i have learned in whatever state i am 2be content.” blessings […]
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Text Message 3276

City alert: beware of someone asking what perfume do you wear and they will sell you the same brand or offer you something at a much cheaper cost. fyi, it is not perfume, it is ether. a liquid chemical that once you sniff, you will pass out… and they will take every valuable things on […]
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Text Message 3275

Man askd g0d: y dd u mke w0man s0 beautiful? g0d sed: s0 u cn luv her.. man askd g0d: but y dd u mke her smtyms stupid? g0d sed: s0 she cn luv u. =p txtb?2
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Text Message 3274

Bkt k kyä bngy ng dìös skn? dhl b klängän mok0 o klngän ktä? bigäy ka ngä b o hìräm? kng bnìgäy k, swérté kö nmn! kng hram lng.. s0ri cla! “wlang bwian!” txtb?2
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Text Message 3273

A farmer went to insurance co to claim cover for his burned down barn. he want cash.. but the co. said they wil replace the burned barn.. same size n shape..no cash. the farmer then said, “if that’s your policy, i want to cancel my insurance on my wife.”
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Text Message 3272

A lawyer who was a newly wed groom took his bride to their honeymoon, but they talked all night as to who had the right to do what, with which & to whom.
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Text Message 3271

Nanliligaw: sir, hinihingi ko po ang inyong pahintulot na makasal kami ng inyong anak. ama: umiinom ka ba? nanliligaw: mamaya na po iyan. tapusin muna natin itong hinihingi ko.
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Text Message 3270

Pharmacist arives at work 2 find a frightened-looking man against d wall. “what’s wrong w/ him?” d pharmacist asks his clerk. “he wanted cough meds but i cudn’t find any, so i gave him laxativ.” “laxative won’t cure a cough.” yells d owner. “sure they will. look at him. he’s afraid 2 cough.”
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Text Message 3269

“get this,” said a man to his friends, “last night while i was with you guys down at the bar, a burglar broke into my house.” “did he get anything?” asks one of his friends. “yeah,” he replies, “a broken jaw, 6 teeth knocked out and a pair of broken nuts. wife thought it was […]
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Text Message 3268

Wenever u fil blue, c0l me en i’l b der.. mrmi aqng cray0ns d2, kulayan kta ng pink para malandi taung dalawa! hahah.. gandang umaga..Ü
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Text Message 3267

Nothing binds us together than the thread of love, it gives strength in the midst of obstacles in life. thanks for sharing the love of friendship, my friend!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes