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Text Message 3506

A lady went into a lexus car center just to browse. acting gracefully, she saw the most beautiful car. she bent over to touch the inner upholstery when an unexpected fart escaped her. trying to maintain her composure, she acted as if nothing had happened. she asked the salesman, “what’s the price?” which the salesman […]

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Text Message 3505

As long as you have hope… pray. as long as you believe in miracles… pray. as long as you believe in god… pray. then let god be god… let him do what he knows is best! good morning!

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Text Message 3504

Smeday, everythng wl mke prfect sense. so 4 nw laugh at d cnfusion,smile thru d tears,b strong & kip rminding urself dat evrythng hapens 4 a reason.god bless u!

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Text Message 3503

Y is it hard 2 tel d truth? yet so easy 2 tel a lie! y do we sleep n church? but wen d sermon is over we sudenly wake up! y is it hard 2 talk about god? but easy 2 talk about sex! y many feel so bored 2 read a bible? yet […]

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Text Message 3502

Pg wlng bolpen, wlng notes. pg wlng notes, wlang pg aaral. pg wlang pg aaral, wlng diploma. pg wlng diploma, wlng trabaho. pg wlng trabaho, wlng pera. pg wlng pera, wlng pagkain. pg wlng pagkain, magugutom. pg nagutom, ppyat. pg pumayat, ppnget. pg pumanget, wlng bf/gf. pg wlng bf/gf, wlng asawa. pg wlng asawa, wlng […]

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Text Message 3501

Hope is not the closing of our eyes to the difficulty, the risk, or the failure. it is the trust that… if we fail now, we shall not fail forever; and if we are hurt, we shall be healed. it is a trust that life is good, love is powerful, and the future is full […]

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Text Message 3500

Watevr lyf gves u evn if it hurts u.. jst b strong.. and act lyk d way u always do.. coz… strong walls will shake.. but never collapse. god bless!

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Text Message 3499

Life’ unpredictable anything can happen be it success or losses but for as long as god with us we will win coz the lord never loses a battle

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Text Message 3498

A “smile” is a sign of joy. a “hug” is a sign of love. a “laugh”is a sign of happiness & a “good person like you” is a sign of god’s blessing…gud mownin!Ü

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Text Message 3497

Bkit deadly ang butter? because, it’s “ment..tikil..ya”

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Text Message 3495

Judge – ur nice young men so instead of jail, i want u both to go out dis weekend & show others d evils of drug use & get em to give up drugs. i’ll see u in court on monday. monday d 2 guys were in court. 1st man- i persuaded 17 guys to […]

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Text Message 3494

Top signs that ur favorite pan de sal & other bread products have shrunk to an alarming size 1: ur usual 10min breakfast is reduced to 5 min. 2: “brazo de mercedes” is renamed by bakers as “daliri de mercedes.” 3: ur 7yr old daughter approaches u & boasts of a newly-learned stunt fr her […]

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Text Message 3493

10 things god wants us 2 remember: i wil strengthen ü i wil provide for ü i wil answer ü i wil b w/ü always i wil give ü rest i wil not fail ü i believe in ü i am for ü i love ü! & i want to bless ü abundantly! “how great […]

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Text Message 3492

One song can spark a moment, one idea can change a world, one step can start a journey and a prayer can change even the most difficult situation. good morning & god bless!

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